Easy to Get to Heaven as a Pentecostal
All you got to do is pick a church you want to go to, put on the clothes they tell you to wear, wear your hair like they tell you to wear it and so far as everything else involved with "appearance," just do whatever they tell you is accepted by their particular church group. Then go to their every event, and praise the "leaders" in that church group to the high heavens. Then when the church event is over and you are back in your secret world, JUST DO WHATEVER IN THE HECK YOU WANT TO DO. Just as long as your particular church group does not catch YOU doing something they have told you not to do, then you should be in heaven before you know it! You don't have a thing to worry about because you have done everything your particular church group has told you to do. When you are sick, they will all come visiting, that is, if that is one NORM of their particular group and anything else that this particular group prescribes as being the NORM to do, you can expect it